Nov
Month 6
The TON lads took some time of playing fifa as black ops 2 has just come out.
And Halenbeck managed to find some retard lay on the ground not looking he then crawled up to him pulled out a shotgun and i think thats a headshot ?
Larsson went on strike after a few of the squad refused to play him through on goal instead choosing to blast shots from miles away and waste chances at goal. After Larsson left the squad of course they got relagated into div4.
Cue larssons return to fifa and when he teamed up with Rambo both of them not only got promoted with games to spare but also won the silver division title with a huge 7-1 victory. Now the TON are back in div3
Also this week Rossildinio is ranked in the top 97th in the world for midfielders with his pro. Local rumars are the queen is set to give him a knighthood.
Cue larssons return to fifa and when he teamed up with Rambo both of them not only got promoted with games to spare but also won the silver division title with a huge 7-1 victory. Now the TON are back in div3
Rossildinio played some shocking football today and seen as its halloween we made this vid to show just how frightening it was...
Also this week while playing in the forth division Rossildinio and Larsson managed to not only get a promotion back into the third division but win the title. Later on Larsson and Sneaky managed to get a promotion into the third division. Of course it was a hard fought battle to do so as Sneaky was playing totally shit he missed around thirty shots at goal all inside the box including easy header finishes open net tap ins and even an unmarked header from one yard out into an open goal. But Larsson stepped up and dragged Sneaky around the pitch finishing like a boss and using the the randys (cpu players) to help him as Sneaky just wasnt up to the job. And in the last game Larsson smashed home a brilliant shot from thirty five yards past the keeper to send the TON into division two.
And after a great promotion the lovely coleen nolan gave the TON a nice message on twitter saying well done.
The squad played great and pushed from division five all the way down to division three. of course it was a short visit with the computer defense fucking up every chance it could the squad ended up in division four. but like the troopers they are the TON lads marched on and have just fought there way back into the third division.
Also this week Larsson scored the goal of the month, while playing with the squad Larsson managed to turn back across goal and whip in a nice shot. Of course the keeper just gets a hand to it and deflects it a little before it falls over the line. Of course Sneaky did every thing he could to try steal the goal claiming he put it in...
Also this week Rossildinio, Larsson and Unicorn all managed to rack up over one hundred games for the TON. But Winchester has yet to play a game and looks set to be transferred to any team for as little as a packet of wotsits.
Also this week Sneaky shits himself and pissed all over the floor. After playing a game Sneaky nipped of pro clubs and went for a piss and all of a sudden a huge daddy long legs leaped from the toilet bowl flying into the air attacking him. Police are questioning the neighbours and say it wont be long before they have the daddy in custody... The toilet has still not been cleaned.
Also this week the TON move up the rankings with 160.478 pro club teams now on fifa13 the TON are now sitting in 421th place. Putting them in the top 0.2% of pro club teams in the world.
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