And after weeks of no shows from other players leaving Larsson and Uni to carry the team old Sneaky chops has just showed up last night to help out the boys.
The boys had played a tough few games but managed to kick start div2 with a few wins before Sneaky showed up. And once on the park he may have been a pain in the ass and called for almost every damn ball but in the box he was on fire and managed to bag a good few headers from corner and crosses. The boys not only romped div2 but took their first promotion to div1 and the div2 title as well. Some fans compared them to the three musketeers lol.
This week at Hogwarts the team have EVANESCO
(thats fucked off to you and me)
BUT wait just like magic the boys have returned later in the week. Well when i say boys i mean of course only Larsson and Uni as the rest of them seem to be on some kind of holiday. But not to worry Larsson and Uni have dragged the TON from div3 to div2 with a title win as well. Mon the boys.
And where are the rest of them ? fuck knows after having unprotected sex Rossildinio has lost his penis and grew a vagina Sneaky is still on twitter bitching about a txt he got back in 2009 and Limo has spent the last few days turning on his brand new xboxone. An xboxone he paid for with BUM BUM BUMMM a student grant tut tut Limo tut tut. A job placement in McDonalds looks pretty good for this boys future.
In fact the last eye witness to see Rossildinio and Rambo was at some gay wrestling event. The two fairies in question can be seen in the top right corner while some fat girl takes a photo.