Aug
Month 3
Halenbeck has fun on black ops and does his best unicorn imitation.
Larsson, Unicorn, Sneaky and Rambo played a game. A hectic game with a hacking any. so mid way through the game Larsson sneaks in through the defence and tries to take a shot. but as he does he literally gets gang banged. But poor little Larsson doesnt give up even with a finger in his bum he gets up and taps the ball clear for the assist.
Also this week the TON squad went on yet another cup run and won a 15th cup. Playing for the TON was Rossildinio, Larsson, Unicorn, Limoo and Sneaky. The boys played well through the first game but in the second round sneaky gets sent off stopping Larsson from scoring and forcing the TON into extra time and penalties the TON of course win just. The third round the TON hit a brick wall with an unstoppable keeper until extra time when they finally put a goal on the score sheet. Then onto the final and the game was a stalemate and went to penalties yet again. Larsson, Unicorn and Sneaky all step up and put the ball away but Limoo of course chokes and now its all on Rossildinios tiny shoulders. If he scores the TON take the cup. But of course he shows of and misses and the penalties continue until they miss again and the TON take the cup.
Also this week the results of our polls are in. Poll one player of the month results are. But wait officials have reported some kind of fix with sixtyseven votes and yet only thirtyfive voters. But dont worry the TON took into account any chance of a rigged poll and set up a secondary poll on the TON site with the help of Unicorn. And the results are Larsson with 50% Unicorn with 33% of the votes. The results of the second poll about weather players should be aloud to play as any are also in. And it was a mixed poll more than a few voting they didnt care but more voters picked no than yes. So it would seem that players are sick of people playing as any. And cheating.
The TON went on a cup run. The cup run started with just Larsson and Limoo playing for the TON. Game one the TON vs tuna chunks. Larsson and Limoo stretched for most of the game but they push for the full ninety minutes and win 1-0 with Limoo scoring the winner. Game two the TON vs schwum nation. Larsson and Limoo run over them and out play them the entire game with Limoo getting a hat trick. End result 3-0 the TON. Game three the TON vs we hate celtic. Again Larsson and Limoo playing. And right from the game lobby Larsson was busting to score a goal. But this would be the hardest game of the cup run with the any being a hacking prick and taking down both Larsson and Limoo through out the entire game. But with the TON making more chances it was only a mater of time before they got a goal. And after one hundred and fifteen minutes larsson put one in the back of the net screaming "yesss get it smelt". But his smile was short lived when limoo gave away a penalty in the last few seconds of the game and now it was a draw and on to penalties. With both sets of players stamina now fully gone every penalty was impossible to take and every single penalty was put up in the air. But after eighteen penalties the TON won. Scoring only two. The final the TON vs inallywetrust. Yes ally as in ally mccoist. The second rangers loving team in a row and with that Larsson was more than happy to fuck them up. But this time Larsson and Limoo would be joined by Unicorn and Baby limo. Once on the pitch the TON find that inallywetrust have a pro keeper and an any. But the TON stuck it to them the entire game and after Larsson skins the defence he lines up a shot and bang hes took down giving the TON a penalty, Larsson steps up.....
"fuck you keeper", The TON now 14 times cup champitons.
Also this week Larsson hit his 2000th game for the TON. Larsson was joined by Limoo on his 2000th game and the lads managed to pick up a victory and a goal each. Limoo was also breaking records himself this week by picking up yet another red card putting him now on more red cards than Rossildinio, Larsson and Unicorn together.
Month 3
Halenbeck has fun on black ops and does his best unicorn imitation.
The TON have a new trailer.
Also this week the TON squad went on yet another cup run and won a 15th cup. Playing for the TON was Rossildinio, Larsson, Unicorn, Limoo and Sneaky. The boys played well through the first game but in the second round sneaky gets sent off stopping Larsson from scoring and forcing the TON into extra time and penalties the TON of course win just. The third round the TON hit a brick wall with an unstoppable keeper until extra time when they finally put a goal on the score sheet. Then onto the final and the game was a stalemate and went to penalties yet again. Larsson, Unicorn and Sneaky all step up and put the ball away but Limoo of course chokes and now its all on Rossildinios tiny shoulders. If he scores the TON take the cup. But of course he shows of and misses and the penalties continue until they miss again and the TON take the cup.
Also this week the results of our polls are in. Poll one player of the month results are. But wait officials have reported some kind of fix with sixtyseven votes and yet only thirtyfive voters. But dont worry the TON took into account any chance of a rigged poll and set up a secondary poll on the TON site with the help of Unicorn. And the results are Larsson with 50% Unicorn with 33% of the votes. The results of the second poll about weather players should be aloud to play as any are also in. And it was a mixed poll more than a few voting they didnt care but more voters picked no than yes. So it would seem that players are sick of people playing as any. And cheating.
Larsson penalty
"fuck you keeper", The TON now 14 times cup champitons.
Also this week Larsson hit his 2000th game for the TON. Larsson was joined by Limoo on his 2000th game and the lads managed to pick up a victory and a goal each. Limoo was also breaking records himself this week by picking up yet another red card putting him now on more red cards than Rossildinio, Larsson and Unicorn together.