Nov
Month 55
Well the boys are almost back to normal after a shite start to the year Larsson is getting back on form catching up with Sneaky on shooting accuracy and the boys have now grabbed a promotion into division 3 after bagging a title in division 4. In total now the boys have bagged 7 titles as well as winning a cup run grabbing an Ea Shield. So far the boys have managed to bag 216 goals in just 128 games. Stay tuned and find out if the boys manage a promtion to division 1 any time soon.
After a shit start Larsson has gained back his poor shooting accuracy bring him back level with Sneaky. Mean while Sneaky alreay has been handed an extra 500 more shots than Larsson giving him a nice 102 goals. The squads passing seems to be up per game so far and this is probably helping with more team goals overal and promotions but with Sneaky now just taking all the penalties and Unicorn really only wanting to cross to Sneaky they both seem to be turning into Rossildinio. But regardless of stats and basic maths the boys still struggle to grasp what they mean and what they show. With both strikers hitting the exact same shooting accuracy means they both score goals with the same amount of shots but still the lads will argue otherwise not forgetting that with every penalty that Sneaky takes from other plaers boosts his stats higher with just a simple 16 goals from penalties would give Sneaky 10% more goals and 10% moe shooting accuracy so take that away from his 21% accuracy he would hit 18.9% shooting accuracy and much like Moneyball the movie the TON has a limited window of chances and shots at goal per game and the stats show of course only the players not the Npcs but the boys only get 9.7 shots per game and with over half going to just one player its not that hard to rack more goals.
And now the boys have even managed a promotion to Div2 a place the Ruffians have never fucking seen haha shit cunts. Mon eh TON.
Well that cheap bastard Unicorn has no internet so Sneay and Larsson have played on without him and even jumped on for a friday cup run winning an Ea cup and Continental cup with a nice 8 game win streak. Some sad bastards did message us when we beat them for a place in our second final calling us lucky for winning 2-0 fuck you bums.
And its stats time folks.
After a shit start Larsson has gained back his poor shooting accuracy bring him back level with Sneaky. Mean while Sneaky alreay has been handed an extra 500 more shots than Larsson giving him a nice 102 goals. The squads passing seems to be up per game so far and this is probably helping with more team goals overal and promotions but with Sneaky now just taking all the penalties and Unicorn really only wanting to cross to Sneaky they both seem to be turning into Rossildinio. But regardless of stats and basic maths the boys still struggle to grasp what they mean and what they show. With both strikers hitting the exact same shooting accuracy means they both score goals with the same amount of shots but still the lads will argue otherwise not forgetting that with every penalty that Sneaky takes from other plaers boosts his stats higher with just a simple 16 goals from penalties would give Sneaky 10% more goals and 10% moe shooting accuracy so take that away from his 21% accuracy he would hit 18.9% shooting accuracy and much like Moneyball the movie the TON has a limited window of chances and shots at goal per game and the stats show of course only the players not the Npcs but the boys only get 9.7 shots per game and with over half going to just one player its not that hard to rack more goals.
And now the boys have even managed a promotion to Div2 a place the Ruffians have never fucking seen haha shit cunts. Mon eh TON.
Well that cheap bastard Unicorn has no internet so Sneay and Larsson have played on without him and even jumped on for a friday cup run winning an Ea cup and Continental cup with a nice 8 game win streak. Some sad bastards did message us when we beat them for a place in our second final calling us lucky for winning 2-0 fuck you bums.
The double cup winners do what the fuck we want.
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