Great steal.
Also this week Rossildinio made an appearance DRUNK and managed to single handedly got the squad kicked from div3 to div4. But dont cry TON fans Larsson and Uni jumped on fast and got the squad back up to div3 and even took the title. Oh my lawyers tell me i have to mention Limo did play as well. Did he play good or bad ? hmm lets just say if i had a penny for every time he chipped the ball i would be a fucking zillionaire.
Breaking news. After Larsson and Uni play well all week the squads part timers have all jumped on played total shite and when Larsson and Uni left the rest of the players played on after managerial advice to stop was given. The part timers then got the squad kicked from div1 to div2. But thats not all even with that they didnt stop and instead played some more terrible football and got the TON kicked from div2 to div3 and then called it a night.
In the morning Larsson fired them on the spot Mr burns style. Of course many players found this a little harsh. Larsson had this to say "the part timers are not as good as our regulars and play only three or four games at a time maybe once a month they never rank up their pros and only jump on for a game as a way to kill time for an hour they and pay little to no attention. They care nothing about the team and dont play as a team they pick up any position and never play it but instead run up front to take shots at goal wanting to all be heroes. And they take no responsibility for any losses when they cause them. They should have thought of the team and stopped after two or three losses in div2 and given the team a chance of saving div2 but they dont care and played on leaving the rest of the squad to clean up the mess they leave behind. Also the squad wanted to be in div1 for a chance of a cup run the next day. So fuck them. Play for the team and think of the team or dont fucking play at all".
Oh also this week some mid week stats for you. Starting with the strikers and Sneaky hitting a staggering 4400 shots at goal in just 515 games. But Larssons hitting 3300 shots at goal in over 1000 games. Then we have the midfielders and Uni hitting 5300 shots at goal in 700 games. And Limo hitting just over 2000 shots at goal. But who scores with the least amount of shots ?. Well Sneaky is hitting the target and bagging a goal every 10 shots. Larsson on the other hand is bagging a goal every 5 shots. But for shame poor Uni, Limo and even Rossildinio are scoring goals upwards of 14 shots or more. Tut tut lads need to hit the training ground and find the back of the net and not the back of the stadium.